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[nastypieceofwork]

John Constantine (45) The man your mother warned you about, in the flesh.

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[rhyfelgri]

( from here. )

I can guess. What kind of deal are twelve year olds making, Christ.

You been here long?

[nastypieceofwork]

Likely something dramatic that surely seems the end of the world to them. I remember being that age.

Just this week. You?

[rhyfelgri]

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth?

Bout the same. It's a trip.

[nastypieceofwork]

Tsk. Don't be rude.

Arthurian times.

About sums it up, yeah.

(orthogonal)

[nastypieceofwork]

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It is every one of those things including being more serious than that.

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[orthogonal]

I'll be honest - I have met a great many men my mother wouldn't want me near -- but what makes you worse?

[nastypieceofwork]

I'm very likely to get you killed for being mixed up with me.

[orthogonal]

... I helped develop giant robots to fight inter dimensional space aliens. I could get killed by mixing with me.

[nastypieceofwork]

But likely not also condemned to either Hell or an eternity walking the earth, when killed, yeah?

[orthogonal]

I have been often cursed to Hell, but no. I do not think I would literally go there.

So what does someone have to do, to have that hanging over their heads? And I apologize for my bluntness -- but now you have my intellectual curiosity going.

[nastypieceofwork]

I'm a nasty piece of work, mate. I've crossed enough powerful demons and lords of hell that associating with me can often get you wrecked or killed as a means of getting to me.

We can save this until after we finish the other thread if you want, I just... didn't want to forget

[stillcounts]

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Don't take this the wrong way, but Christ, thank god someone else here is over 30.

Though I suppose given the way the offer is framed, I might be less surprised.

nah, it's cool, it's cool

[nastypieceofwork]

How do you mean?

[stillcounts]

In a given group of people who are willing to put their lives on hold and have intimate contact with strangers in exchange for a boon, I can't be shocked when the 18-22 demographic is overrepresented relative to the rest of the population.

[nastypieceofwork]

Truer words and all that.

Makes you wonder what they asked for in return.

[stillcounts]

I remember being 18. Almost certainly most of them should have held out for more.

[nastypieceofwork]

I'm sure of it. But you remember how it was, everything was so dramatic and so important and the end of the world blah blah

[burnthewicked]

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[nastypieceofwork]

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Well. Hello.

[burnthewicked]

Hey. I'm Melinda.

[nastypieceofwork]

John. To what do I owe the pleasure?

[burnthewicked]

I did a lot of swiping. I figure it's probably easier than trying to meet in real life. I'm not a people person.

[nastypieceofwork]

I see.

So how's a not-a-people-person person end up in a place like this?

[thenormalsquint]

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My mother didn't raise me. Exactly what would she say to me about you?

[nastypieceofwork]

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I'm a no-good arsehole. Bad news all around.